i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black
please excuse me while I cry
money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
I kept thinking, cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, why is ‘cakewalk’ stuck in my head?’ And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk’. You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake!